When I got home and went to get in the shower, I couldn't get the vest unzipped. Partway down, it stuck. It wouldn't go up or down. In the few seconds before I got it unzipped, several different scenarios went through my head.
What all were my options?
- Go to work wearing the stinky grey running shirt and hot pink vest, complete with venting in the back (like a see-through top!)
- Call in sick and stay home because I couldn't get the vest off.
But then the zipper came free, and the vest came off. Anyone expecting to stand within a few feet of me should feel grateful.