"Since I pay her salary, it's like I'm paying for the wedding. Which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis. But it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride."
"The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. It makes the funerals very romantic.... The weddings are a bleak affair."
"That's the thing about bear attacks. They come out of nowhere."Dwight Schrute